Showing posts with label Things that make you go Hmmm. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Things that make you go Hmmm. Show all posts

The Baby Cage

This is a Baby Cage. Used in 1937 for families that didn't have a yard/garden to play in but still wanted fresh air for their children. Seriously Baby Cage inventor...Whiskey Tango Foxtrot were you thinking?? I know sometimes I feel we have too many sanitizers, safe guards, and participation trophies these days, but I'm glad we have move away from the Baby Cage.

Posted in: on Monday, June 17, 2013 at 1 comments  

Double Yolk = Double Luck??


So in the last two months, I have purchased and cracked open four double-yolk eggs.  FOUR! 

The Third double-yolk egg was on Thursday.  I posted on facebook how crazy it was and even talked about it to my students because I was so amazed that I had this "luck".  I told them I would bring in candy if I won jackpot. 

And then this morning....I crack open yet another double-yolk egg for breakfast.  I know I eat a lot of eggs, but I don't think I consume some record breaking amount.  So I'm not sure if now it is just getting weird, creepy, or bringing me a lot of luck.  

Either way I have concluded with the following.   1) I am going to win the Lotto.  Don't worry, I already bought tickets for tonights drawing. (Send me good luck vibes).  2) It is all for a big Bronco's win tonight!!!  or 3) I am going to have twins.  Someday.  Because I shall cry my little heart out if that was the case today as I type this.  Perhaps if that is the case any day. 

I am really hoping for the first two. 

Posted in: , on Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 2 comments  

Forever Lazy - Complete with Great Escapes When Duty Calls

I am not sure which is worse.  The Pajama Jeans or the now slight-step-up-from-the-snuggie, The Forever Lazy.  Really?  That's the best name the marketing department could come up with?? 

Just think, you too can sport the "Asleep on the Job Gray" or "Workday Blues" showing no shape, figure, or motivation to do anything.

And don't you fret about needing to undress to use the bathroom...this wardrobe even has that covered with zipper hatches in the front AND back for (and I quote) Great Escapes When Duty Calls.
So yes, I might wish from time to time that I could rock some scrubs or even a uniform so I don't need to decide on what to wear every day, but goodness...this is a whole new level.  And we wonder why we are the fat and lazy culture.  Aside from the next trendy Pub Crawl, I cannot imagine anyone  splurging on this oversized baby onesie.  But then again....look at how awesome it would be for that neighborhood happy hour?  It is just so flattering and says, "Why Yes, I am available...don't worry, we have the hatches."
 


Posted in: , on Monday, November 14, 2011 at 2 comments  

High heels, Chipotle, and Firefighters

I'm not going to lie...one thing I love in the morning is getting in the elevator all by myself and then totally jammin out to whatever I am listening to.  I'm sure there is a security guard somewhere just saying, "Damn...white girl has got some moves!!".  

But today my ride up after lunch was not so Jammin as it lasted about...20 freaking minutes.  Yes, I was totally stuck in the elevator.  But at least I wasn't alone.  Two other ladies, which seemed very nice, until one started to panic and press the alarm button.  We quickly calmed her and just pressed the call button.  The building attendants were able to get us up and moving about 15 minutes later.  I'm not sure what they had to do.  Perhaps they were waiting for me to dance again.  

However, while in the elevator, I must admit that I had the total irrational thoughts as each minute went by:

1.  Thank goodness I'm not alone.
2.  Totally wish I didn't wear my super high heels today, I'm already sick of standing.
3.  Wish I had my iPhone with me, I could totally tweet it up or work on my Fantasy Draft.  Brady or Rogers?    
4.  Huge thank goodness I'm not stuck in here with the creeper from this morning that asked what song I was listening to.  "Take a hint jackass...I have headphones in.  Do. Not. Talk. To. Me."  
5.  Seriously awesome that I have Chipotle with me. 
6.  Damn, I totally don't have a fork. 
7.  Oh thank goodness the other two decided to sit.
8.  Holy crap, what if we are here for hours??
9.  OMG, I totally heard on the radio this morning about how a mom was in an elevator with her son that fell 15 stories and she broke both legs and had to stay in the hospital for 2 weeks...holy crap we are at the 30th floor....Was that a sign that I heard that?!?!?
10.   What if we start to fall, should I take off my super high heels so I can brace myself with proper balance?

And then just before the elevator started to move and doors opened....one lady said, "I wonder if the fire department will have to come."  The other lady totally took my line and said, "I get the hot one to carry me out!!!"  Damn.  She totally called dibs.

Thank goodness for the Denver Firefighter Calendar, since they did not have to greet us or carry us out.  Damn.  And sorry Gator Guy, after this train of thoughts I will so have to get my hands on a copy. 

Posted in: , on Wednesday, August 31, 2011 at 3 comments  

The Butt Bible

You have got to be kidding me.  This is Buns of Steel to a whole new (and very scary) level.

Posted in: , on Saturday, July 30, 2011 at 1 comments  

To All The Bubba's


If you or someone you know is named Bubba, then Today Is Your Day.  I call Mr. T Bubba, and I am stoked to know that he has yet another day in his honor.


So Happy Bubba Day!  And for this reason alone, I shall nickname myself Bubba.

Posted in: , on Thursday, June 2, 2011 at 0 comments  

Cool Enough to be on a Refrigerator

Seriously?  This actually exists???  TIME says: "GE's UK fans actually voted for the design on Facebook, suggesting that royal mania won't, um, cool down anytime soon."  You can read more here.
























I think Gator Guy and I shall put our faces on our garage door. 

Posted in: on Thursday, March 24, 2011 at 1 comments  

Career Wear

Perhaps I am not that hip or confused about what "career" attire is.   Because I was just browsing on Victoria Secret's fabulous clothing site and under the pants category called "Career", they have this:


Seriously????  Who dresses like this?  For any career.  Are you dressing like this??  Do you know someone in your office that is?  Because if so, I want pictures.  I need to see that this really does classify as "Career Wear". 
Now This...I Love, and is exactly what I would call career wear.  I shall add both the top and bottom to my Christmas List.

But Not This.  Never This.

Posted in: , , , on Monday, November 29, 2010 at 6 comments  

What do tigers dream of, when they take a little snooze


Ok, so not that tiger...but let's talk about this Tiger. 

Woods was on Mike & Mike yesterday and is the buzz all over the sports and entertainment world.  You can listen to the full interview here or read a recap here.

How would your life be if that Thanksgiving day didn't happen?  If that didn't happen, I don't think I would be as blessed or as balanced as I am now.  Last November, everything I knew about myself changed abruptly.

Are you a happier man today?  Definitely.  More clear about my perspective, who I am and where I want to go.  Its amazing how much better I feel internally each and every day. 

On his thoughts about being a better player: I can't get better as a player if I don't get better as a person.  

What do you say to those that say you have used performance enhancing drugs?  Everyone is entitled to their opinion....

Tiger, what are you thankful for for this Thanksgiving?  I am thankful for my kids.  I enjoy teaching them something each and every day.  Something my dad would do.  I try to now do the same thing with my kids and its a blast. 

So what are your thoughts?  Reactions to the interview have been all over the place.  Some saying that Tiger was very fake, rehearsed, and robot-like.  Others say that he has always been a private person, and so to have this kind of reaction on a phone interview is pretty standard. 

I think it was the right time for this interview.  I think that his reaction to the questions were rehearsed, but not because a PR agent is whispering in his ear.  He is clearly going through therapy and concentracting on himself and his kids...which IMO is a must.  He said that he is happier and well balanced now.  I believe that. A man sleeping around with every skank around are not those actions of a happy man.  I am ready to see him be that player again and move on from this.
So as a golf fan (or not) will you watch Tiger?  Will you cheer him on for more championships?  We all know that other athletes (i.e. Great Michael Jordan) played around in the same extra curricular activities as Woods.  So when does it come back to the game? When will we see the same red-shirt-fist-pumping-champion-winning Tiger again?

Posted in: , , , , on Friday, November 19, 2010 at 0 comments  

A White Tee Has Never Looked So Good

That's Right.  My soon to be (or in my dreams) BFF Tim Tebow is officially a Bronco!!  And the newest Jockey spokes person.  

Seriously, how great is this pic.  I also see that Timmy is in a barn.  Perhaps he is preparing for our bareback ride across the Rockies.  But either way, I highly enjoyed seeing this picture posted by Titletown T's during my morning Facebook log in (Thanks Lori!!).

And because the White Tee is just oh so great....let's take a moment to glance at other White Tee moments.   

Oops Marky Mark....No White T for you, but this one is just worth sharing  :)  Thanks boys!

Posted in: , , , on Saturday, July 31, 2010 at 11 comments  

Kat's Public Service Announcement:

I am NOT pregnant.  I repeat....I am NOT Pregnant. 

Leave it up to my love for Jacob to send the wrong message.  Ok...it had nothing to do with Jacob (or as Gator Guy now calls him as I gaze at my calendar, "Gaycob").  But in my last post, I wrote:

"And so, I am devoting April to taking down those horse sized vitamins and pills in hopes of being healthier, stronger, and waiting on Mr. T's little sister."

Now I read this and see nothing wrong with it.  Because I know that I am talking about birth control pills, and WAITING on Mr. T's little sister.  As in WAITING until pulling the goalie and therefore his little sister is no where near in the picture.  But then again, my writing makes sense to me...And apparently not my family.  My late night texts:

From the Super Mom Sister-in-law, "still up?"
And from my Dearest Niece, Kay, "You're pregnant?!?!"

WAIT, WHAT??  I'm Pregnant???  After reading the first text at 3am and calming myself down out of all the possibilities as to why my SIL is texting me in the middle of night (oh how my mind wonders when I'm half asleep), I finally comprehend my niece's text.  I'm pregnant???  How did this happen?  Oh wait...its my body, and I am NOT pregnant.  Whew...that was a close one. 

So after clearing up the misunderstanding this morning, I have decided to clear it up in the blog world too.  

So please note, that for my Goooals, I am devoting April to taking vitamins to become healthier and stronger (not for a baby because I am NOT pregnant, but for my Marathon Training and my overall health).  I will also get better at taking birth control pills to WAIT, to PAUSE, to DELAY, to NOT HAVE another baby, because I am NOT pregnant.  

Ps...to my family and friends, please know that I would NEVER post a BFP on my blog before Spreading the word properly. 

Posted in: , on Sunday, April 4, 2010 at 1 comments  

OME - Oh My Edward

Guess what my niece wants for Christmas:


Guess what I now want for Christmas:


Guess who my other secret crush is:
It must be a jean shorts and no shirt thing....

Posted in: , , on Wednesday, December 16, 2009 at 1 comments  

Ready to roll...

So here it is...a little bit of this, a little bit of that. Marriage, pregnancy, babies, exercising, football, girlfriends, dogs, drama, family, working moms, beer, reality TV...and just life. At first I thought I would share mostly pregnancy stories, but why not add it all. As I read books and researched online, I felt prepared for the big L&D (Labor & Delivery).

I felt like, people do this all the time and have done this since the beginning of time. (well depending on what you believe here). But either way, tiny teenage girls are having babies every day...how hard can it be?!? Yeah freaking right....from morning sickness to charlie horses to the days that were not talked about after labor, I thought "WTF?" I didn't know it was seriously like this!! There are some that want to be in the dark. Those that say...don't tell me or else I will never have children.

Not me. I want it out on the table. Give it to me straight. Always gotta have a game plan. So here I am...being as honest as I can be. I might have already scared some of my girls from ever procreating, but hey, at least they won't be surprised.

But really...topics will be just anything that is on my mind. And those that know me...know that it can be quite random. I do not by any means consider myself an expert on anything posted on this site. It is merely a way for me to send out my thoughts...and to hop on the new trend of blogging. But thanks for reading!

Posted in: on Tuesday, June 30, 2009 at 0 comments  

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