Kat's Playbook

When Mr. T was first born, Gator Guy and I would track everything down on paper.  Everything.  As most new moms do, with their new breastfeeding worksheet from the hospital in hand, I realized what a handy little way it was to track what the heck is going on and continued this for weeks. Of course using a simple piece of paper and pen (rather than the much overrated Itzbeen), we would track each time Mr. T would eat, how long he would breastfeed on each side, and what his diaper was like:

Wet, Poopy, and Sharts.  Yes...Sharts

Gator Guy and Along Came Polly describe it best:  "You know when you fart and a little shit comes out?  This is called a shart." 

And in my postpartum-little-sleep-daze-of-a-mind-set, tallying it up and tracking Mr. T's Sharts seemed like a perfectly normal thing to do!