Ryan: Born and Raised in the Capitol

I can't take credit for this...in fact, you must go read, "If You Ask Me...", but it is quite hilarious that she pointed out how much Ryan looks like Seneca Crane from Hunger Games.  Ha!

My favorite line of the night was when he begged the camera guys to edit the clips to show his "true self" and not make him look like an ass.  

To late Ryan.  Too late.
Ps Ryan...your scarf sucks.  So did your teal shoes.

Posted in: , on Tuesday, June 19, 2012 at 2 comments  

Friday Jam - Both of Us

I am totally diggin this one by B.o.B. and Taylor Swift.  Yes...I am sure some Bob fans are totally hating the fact that he partnered with the hot country blonde, but I am lovin it.  Happy Friday!!!
 

Posted in: on Friday, June 15, 2012 at 0 comments  

Operation Potty Train in One Day = Success

I feel pretty confident in saying that "Operation Potty-Train-in-One-Day" was a huge success.  Not only was Mr. T fantastic in public places just after our rigorous attempt to eliminate those diapers, but he is now sucessful through the night!! That is correct my friends.  My little man is officially Potty Trained. 

In fact, I don't think we have had any accidents in public.  Just a couple the week or so after Operation Potty-Train-in-One-Day around the house.  It is also a one man show as far as him getting underwear off, going potty, underwear back on, and washing hands.  I hardly need to go in there.  Pretty darn good, I must say.  

However, I say this with hesitation as I'm sure it will jinx a huge accident tonight.  Because let me tell you...Mr. T LOVES to eat.  Seriously.  I don't think 20 minutes go by without him asking for something to snack on.  I am just crossing my fingers that grandparents do not cave to his cute requests.  I am pretty sure we all know that the kiddo gets exactly what he wants! 

Mr. T is also pretty particular with his Potty Habits.  He now quickly asks, "Can you please shut the door and give me some privacy?"  Yes Sir!!  Everyone likes a little privacy when their are doing their business. I just laugh that he already requires it.  We also will forever laugh (to ourselves of course...don't want to encourage this when the kid is at school!!) when he looks down and says, "I Love You Penis."  Isn't that just what every man wishes he could verbally say each and every day???  Perhaps it is something that they whisper.  Either way ladies, we shall never know. 

The next hurdle to get over I believe....Operation Teach-This-Kid-to-Wipe-His-Own-Ass.  I don't think there needs to be any explanation with that one.  But I will tell you, I will celebrate  like the best of them when this has been accomplished. 

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Another Lucky Double


In January, I was on a roll with doulbe yolk eggs.  It was just one after another and I felt like it was something lucky coming my way.  I even bought lotto tickets and was slightly disappointed when nothing happened right away.  However, now that it is June, I realized that luck was pretty darn good to me!!  I finished up my student teaching with two job offers!! And the second is at my DREAM SCHOOL.  Seriously...the place where I want to teach for my career. 

As me and my dearest E say...the stars are aligning. 


This morning I cracked open yet another double yolk.  Not sure what this one will bring, but I am certain it is something fabulous!!!

Posted in: , , on Friday, June 1, 2012 at 3 comments  

Some QB That I Used to Know

Even though my still-wishing-to-be-my-BFF is no longer in Denver, I still love seeing jokes, news, and parodies about him.  I'm still hoping that maybe Tebow just needs to come back to the Mile High City for some fresh Mt air and maybe even hit up our neighborhood pool.  Too much??  I know.  But a girl can daydream.

Btw....Gator Guy hates this original song.  And has Mr. T trained to recognize that it is "the bad song".  I like it.  And I especially love this viral video of these two kiddos.

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Love Man

I'm quite random when it comes to my song downloads.  My most recent iTunes purchase, is Otis Redding - Love Man.  This is of course from Dirty Dancing.

You know...right after she carries in the watermelon and its time for some dir-tay dancing. 

Ps....i want this shirt. 

But this is the kind of song that really makes it feel like summer.  It makes me was to get in this.

And wish I was a 1960's surfer girl like this. 

Or this is just how I cruise around on my board like this.
Either way, summer is here and I am lovin it!! 

Posted in: , , on Tuesday, May 29, 2012 at 1 comments  

I Don't Want to Wait...For Our Lives to be Over

Ready....Queue in the music.


Yes, I could not help myself by secretly wishing Chris Harrison would queue in Paula Cole's "I Don't Want to Wait" as James Van Der Beek Bachelor Joe was on his date with Emily last week.  I mean seriously...this dude is like a long lost twin, younger brother or some sort of twisted version of Dawson himself.  These picture may not do it justice, but I swear even watching him talk just made me think that Joey Potter was going to come around the corner with her constipated smile wanting Dawson back in her life. 

Dawson/James Van Der Beek

Bachelor Joe

Either way, I shall be watching tonight as Em has to decide between which douche bag she will keep and which she will say farewell to.

PS...is there seriously an Alejandro and Alessandro???  Come on ABC, you couldn't have one of these dudes go by Alex or even Sandros??   Not to mention, both of them look like they are growing facial hair for the first time in their life.  Come on guys, hop off the Mustache May wagon, because is not a good look for you.
 Alejandro
Alessandro

Posted in: , on Monday, May 28, 2012 at 0 comments  

Mother's Day = Spa Day

Today my card from Gator Guy said:

"Today, I'm remembering how you looked that very first time you held our newborn son so tenderly in your arms.  In that moment, I didn't think I could love you more...but I do."

Definite tears with that one.  It was then complete with a gift certificate for a day at the spa.  A DAY!!  Massage, facial, mani, pedi, and lunch.  I cannot wait and I will be booking that as soon as school is out for summer in two weeks!!!


Thanks Mr. T and Gator Guy.  I could not be happier than I am with you two boys in my life.

Posted in: , , , on Sunday, May 13, 2012 at 1 comments  

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