I Don't Want to Wait...For Our Lives to be Over

Ready....Queue in the music.


Yes, I could not help myself by secretly wishing Chris Harrison would queue in Paula Cole's "I Don't Want to Wait" as James Van Der Beek Bachelor Joe was on his date with Emily last week.  I mean seriously...this dude is like a long lost twin, younger brother or some sort of twisted version of Dawson himself.  These picture may not do it justice, but I swear even watching him talk just made me think that Joey Potter was going to come around the corner with her constipated smile wanting Dawson back in her life. 

Dawson/James Van Der Beek

Bachelor Joe

Either way, I shall be watching tonight as Em has to decide between which douche bag she will keep and which she will say farewell to.

PS...is there seriously an Alejandro and Alessandro???  Come on ABC, you couldn't have one of these dudes go by Alex or even Sandros??   Not to mention, both of them look like they are growing facial hair for the first time in their life.  Come on guys, hop off the Mustache May wagon, because is not a good look for you.
 Alejandro
Alessandro

Mother's Day = Spa Day

Today my card from Gator Guy said:

"Today, I'm remembering how you looked that very first time you held our newborn son so tenderly in your arms.  In that moment, I didn't think I could love you more...but I do."

Definite tears with that one.  It was then complete with a gift certificate for a day at the spa.  A DAY!!  Massage, facial, mani, pedi, and lunch.  I cannot wait and I will be booking that as soon as school is out for summer in two weeks!!!


Thanks Mr. T and Gator Guy.  I could not be happier than I am with you two boys in my life.

Dancing Competition

Mr. T has got some major competition. In fact, he actually has some major work to do if he is going to compete with this young man.  Either way...the video is to die for. 

Me. My Shoes. And the Track.

This morning I went for a run in my brand new running shoes. 

They feel like I am running on clouds. 


I listened to Perpetuum Mobile by the Penguin Cafe Orchestra.  I felt like I should be in a running commercial. 


Just me.  My Shoes.  And the Track.  Refreshing.

Must Haves for Potty Training in One Day


1.  The Build Up - We talked about his Big Boy Potty Day for quite some time.  Discussed how he is now three and does not need diapers anymore.  I felt like there definitely was more of a difference this last month talking about it than if we tried any earlier. 

2.  Patience - and a free schedule of going no where.  Seriously, going potty takes time.  Especially when you do it 40 million times in one day and that is all you talk about!!!

3.  Big Boy Underwear - We picked out his underwear with nothing else but Lightning McQueen on it.  He instantly fell in love. 
4.  Potty Seat - In case you didn't see the theme here, Mr. T now has a couple of Cars potty seats.  They are "very cool" as he says and also has the very necessary pee guard for boys.   

                                  




5.  Potty in One Day Doll - It was an old school method (thanks to my neighbor), but I think it really helped for Mr. T to see that the doll had to go and especially what happens when she has an accident.
6.  Salty Snacks - Nothing makes a boy (or Mama) more thirsty than some salt & vinegar chips and dill pickle pringles. 


7.  Sugary Drinks - This one is a two fold.  First, to get as many liquids down as possible.  The sugar taste makes it more fun to drink than just water.  Second, the sugary drink doesn't really satisfy the thirst as well as water, gatorade or natural juice.  So keep those fluids flowing!!!


8.   Candy to reward each and every potty trip - Not much else to say about that.  Mr. T loves any kind of candy or food.   
                                     

9.  A BFF to bring over lunch and have a dance (and yoga pose) break - What a lifesaver my Dearest E and Best Buddy P was today.  The sandwiches, company, and little break for some dancing and down dog moves was just what we needed. 

10.  Potty books - Courtesy of the local library.  However, it makes me wonder how many times these books have been used ON the actual potty around all kinds of kid's pee and poop!!


11.  A Stop Watch - To time the potty every 10 minutes in the morning....then every 15, then 30, and now we are to 45 min.  Exhausting I must say.   

12.  A Potty Dance and Song - We had a few that we tried.   But he thought this one was hilarious. 

13.  Family and Friends to Celebrate - We made a few phone calls and sent some texts today to make sure that it was a big day.  Everyone of course joined in and I'm sure Gator Guy just loved to take a break from finance talk and discuss poop and pee at work  :)



 

It is P-Day

Yes, Friday is our designated P-Day.  As in Potty Training Day.  Mr. T. is now 3 years old and pretty darn close to being potty trained.  As so, after advice from a neighbor, we are going cold turkey and spending all of Friday talking about nothing but going Potty, drinking a LOT of liquids, and probably having me go a bit crazy.  My hope....have this boy potty trained in one day. 

I know, its a high goal, but I will keep you posted and we shall see the results. 

Just Look at that Belly...

Hilarious.

Mind, Body, & Equipment.

When I was pregnant, I would cry at the slightest up lifting sports momentNo Seriously. And for the most part I thought it was just a pregnancy thing.  However, I have to admit that when I first saw the latest commercial from Dick's Sporting Goods, it took everything in me to hold back the tears.  And perhaps there was even a moment while I was home alone where I just let the water works flow as I listened to the Oh-So-Inspiring Rudy soundtrack.  

But either way, this commercial makes me want to train again for another marathon race, pick up a little crossfit, or just find any other way I can to officially become a badass. Smart move, Dick's Sporting Goods...your Mind, Body, and Equipment commercial is genius. 


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