Here's your 15 minutes Jessie
Dear Jessie,
You poor poor thing. ABC just doesn't think you were worth any time at all. From day one you have been a "filler". I had not seen you say a word until you joked that Gia would fall off the back of the motorcycle and said you would puke if he chose Vienna (wouldn't we all). Sadly I never once saw you talk to Jake. They didn't even show your One on One with him on the INN date. Sad Jessie. ABC thought 2 minutes of Jake walking with the rose and burning it in the fire was more important than 45 seconds of questions with you. Even Ashleigh's awkward-I-don't-have-anything-to-talk-about-but-will-still-wrap-myself-around-Jake One on One got more attention. And even hide and seek in the vineyard and Jake holding Gia like a monkey made more prime time than you Jessie. It was not until the end as you gave him your warning that ABC finally gave you a voice. Good for you for warning him. I thought for sure the crashing-cars-and-Daddy-writes-a-check would have been a deal breaker, but I guess not. Jessie, join me in this cheer: Who's Vienna's Favorite Guy: D-A-D-D-Y Daaaaaddy! Daaaaaddy!
Oh yeah, and here's Chris' blog
Posted in: Reality TV, Red Carpet Madness, The Bach on Tuesday, January 26, 2010 at
Suckiness LOVES company!! Here's how it all ends... Ali and Corrie finally figure out that they're way too good for douche-bag Jake and will somehow sabotage their own chances by holding back their heart from our hero/clown. Jake realizes that Gia is mentally retarded and Vienna edges out Tenly by an eyelash from her sometimes lazy eye.
Vienna then breaks things off with Jake a month after the final rose ceremony and poses for Playboy. She is from then on seen only with Paris Hilton or Heidi Montag-Pratt. Game over.
HAHA! Love this, Kat as well as the other comment on here... I still vote for princess Tenly. Ali is going to spend too much time fretting about lazy eye and lose sight of the goal...
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