The Men Do Tell It All

Well these boys did not hold back, now did they?  ABC sure has to be ready to push that bleep button any time they talked about Frank and mostly Rated R.  I'm kind of glad that Justin did not make an appearance, because let's be honest, even though the Bachelor Pad may compete with Rock of Love, we do not want the Men Tell All episode to become the next Jerry Springer.   So what did we learn from the night?

Dear Chris N, 
Dude.  Buddy.  Seriously.  Stay away from the spray tan, tanning bulbs, and your secret love affair for George Hamilton.  Because your skin tone was frightening.  
You have brought the oompa loompa back to 2010.  And that is not a good thing. But good to see you actually talk and show your sense of humor, you dark (orange) Phantom. 

Dear Kasey, 
Kasey, Kasey, Kasey.  Well, on a positive note, I was actually able to understand you from time to time last night.  On a negative note, you sang...again.  You heart really does just bleed out love for the world, doesn't it?  Do you too shit out puppies and rainbows?  Because I'm pretty sure you eat, sleep, and sing about L-O-V-E every day of your life.  

Well my dear Tenderheart Bear, as they say...there is someone out there for everyone.  Let's just hope she like tattoos and needs to be protected.


Dear Craig R,

First of all you are a funny guy.  However, don't you dare take the spot light and attempt to compete with my dearest Chris Harrison.  You two may have similar names, but there is only one Chris Harrison in our lives.  One. 

However, the video of the 14-year-old-boys-at-heart attempting to make you wet the bed was Freaking Hilarious.  Gator Guy and I had to watch it a few times.  If only we had subtitles to hear what the mumbling monster had to say.


Courtesy of, I came across this video in hopes to try and find the Boys-trying-to-make-Craig-R-pee-in-bed video. Again, I have never laughed so hard during the Bach!!

Top 10 Stupidest Quotes from The Bachelorette "The Men Tell All" - Video - Bachelorette


  1. i think that was the most Chris N had to say, like ever.

    I like Craig, he should be the next bachelor.

    I too will be watching Bachelor Pad, cause, I'm a glutten for bad tv. Loves it.

  2. I missed this season,but had fun reading this!
    Thanks for the ABC Family list. I do need to keep up with what my 14 year old is watching. Yikes!
    Your baby is sooooo cute!
    Love your blog and your sense of humor!

  3. I loved it, although half of the guys that were on the stage got sent home pretty early. I have to say that the more and more I watch this stuff, I feel my pec's turning into moob's.

    Kasey - God, his soft words melt your heart dont they? Hell NO! Loser

    Chris N. Dont listen to Kat, she loved your Orange Spray tan, she just wants you to put some blue on it and and goofy looking GAYtor head on your chest.

    Craig - Laywer you might be, funny you can be, a ladies man you are not

  4. LOL i love it!! I just found your blog and I love it! So who do you think she'll pick tonight?! Also, I appreciate the white t-shirt photos, thank you!

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