Planned ingredients for an amazing time:
1. Best friends
2. Royal blue bridesmaid dresses
3. New friends and family
4. Many many drinks
5. Yoga on the beach
6. Paddle boarding
7. Bonfire on the beach
8. Wedding on a yacht
9. Cute orange clutch to go with the blue bridesmaid dress
10. And grandparents to watch Mr. T all weekend.
Cannot freaking wait!! Now I just need a good IPA at the airport to calm my nerves.
And my Dearest M was brilliant enough to say "Nutbags...all of them!"
This will either be a disaster, or an accomplishment to show me that I don't have to obsessively plan and train for my half and full marathons any more. We shall see. (Wish me luck!!)
I have a new requirement. I shall now wear a helmet to any participating bachelorette party or crazy night out.
SUPPORTING EVIDENCE TO THIS NEW REQUIREMENT
Bachelorette Party #1...few years ago
Was sitting in a booth, enjoying my beer when all of a sudden a large picture fell off the wall and onto my head. Concussion. (Pic is not from that featured night, but still is the bride)
Bachelorette Party #2...This last Saturday
Was sitting on a roof top bar, enjoying my beer (before the Timmy concert...more on that to come), when all of a sudden a huge gust of wind came and one of the table umbrellas went flying and hit me right above the temple. Concussion. Thank goodness for the pocket umbrella, or else I would have melted from the rain.
Incident #3...Not a Bach Party...but accompanied by the Bachelorette #2.
Riding the mechanical bull...beat the bar women's record and then knocked out unconscious. Concussion. Swollen face. Could not chew food for a week.
1. While in Booze Hound mood....I need to wear a helmet.
2. I still love that bull.
"Tebow, will you accept this rose?"
"Yes, I will accept. And I promise you one thing, a lot of good will come out of this. You will never see any player in the entire country play as hard as I will play the rest of the season. You will never see someone push the rest of the team as hard as I will push everybody the rest of the season. Wait...perhaps I've said this one before. Either way, I will take the rose."