I am officially a teacher. And it feels damn good.
This is also my theme song tomorrow. So don't worry.... It's always a good time.
I have saved The Golden Eagle and gave it a new home in my classroom. I am going to make my students tap the Golden Eagle for good luck before a test. You know...kind of like the Notre Dame Sign.
Test like a champion today. Test like a champion.
And so, Bachelor Pad...I am sorry, but I cannot give you this rose. Please allow me to walk you out.
I even hung part of the lyrics on his wall before he was born, so I suppose it is natural that this song is his debut. Enjoy.
During our GAFT episodes, I have realized the following:
GAFT continues to overpower us as of late. And I wish there was a magic potion or something to relieve it. I suppose if there was, we would have a million kids and no use for Mama Happy Hour.
This week has been hard. Perhaps we are STILL recovering from our awesome trip to Disneyland (post to come), or perhaps it is just the GAFT (God Awful Fucking Three's). Either way, it is difficult.
How are parents suppose to cope?? What solutions actually work???
We have tried the following:
1. Firm rules
4. Taking away beloved toys
6. Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
7. Cry it out
10. Back rubs
12. Water break
I am sure some of the expert parents in the world laugh at my list and see that the main thing lacking is consistency. Whatever. Screw you expert parents, because this shit can be hard.
The good news...he is all set for the Olympics and with a major (friendly) rivalry with Michael Phelps he will get plenty of news coverage. And I shall watch every moment of it.
To late Ryan. Too late.
Btw....Gator Guy hates this original song. And has Mr. T trained to recognize that it is "the bad song". I like it. And I especially love this viral video of these two kiddos.
But this is the kind of song that really makes it feel like summer. It makes me was to get in this.