Student: "Whoa! How is it you get even bigger each time I see you?"
Student: "I thought IT would have been out by now. Haven't you been pregnant for 11 months?"
Student: "I hate to sound rude but how do you walk without falling over. Seems like the weight would just make you fall."
Teacher: "When are you due?" (Oct 8th) "wow, if you make it that long we will have to start rolling you down the hallway."
Hence my blueberry fear. And I should have punched each of them in the throat.