Here's your 15 minutes Jessie

Dear Jessie
You poor poor thing. ABC just doesn't think you were worth any time at all.  From day one you have been a "filler".  I had not seen you say a word until you joked that Gia would fall off the back of the motorcycle and said you would puke if he chose Vienna (wouldn't we all).  Sadly I never once saw you talk to Jake.  They didn't even show your One on One with him on the INN date.  Sad Jessie.  ABC thought 2 minutes of Jake walking with the rose and burning it in the fire was more important than 45 seconds of questions with you. Even Ashleigh's awkward-I-don't-have-anything-to-talk-about-but-will-still-wrap-myself-around-Jake One on One got more attention.  And even hide and seek in the vineyard and Jake holding Gia like a monkey made more prime time than you Jessie.  It was not until the end as you gave him your warning that ABC finally gave you a voice.  Good for you for warning him.  I thought for sure the crashing-cars-and-Daddy-writes-a-check would have been a deal breaker, but I guess not.  Jessie, join me in this cheer:  Who's Vienna's Favorite Guy: D-A-D-D-Y  Daaaaaddy! Daaaaaddy!

Oh yeah, and here's Chris' blog


  1. Suckiness LOVES company!! Here's how it all ends... Ali and Corrie finally figure out that they're way too good for douche-bag Jake and will somehow sabotage their own chances by holding back their heart from our hero/clown. Jake realizes that Gia is mentally retarded and Vienna edges out Tenly by an eyelash from her sometimes lazy eye.
    Vienna then breaks things off with Jake a month after the final rose ceremony and poses for Playboy. She is from then on seen only with Paris Hilton or Heidi Montag-Pratt. Game over.

  2. HAHA! Love this, Kat as well as the other comment on here... I still vote for princess Tenly. Ali is going to spend too much time fretting about lazy eye and lose sight of the goal...

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