Things We Never Said Until We Were Parents

"I can't find any fast nipples.  All we freaking have are medium."

"Should I just Bink it up?"

"Why is the poop purple? "

"We've got a pooper.  The Saucer does it every time."

"Oh My God...My milk just sprayed him in the face!!!"


  1. Ha these are great! We have a similar list in our house too!

  2. classic!!! great quotes for any mom!

    thanks for stopping by, am new follower to you!

  3. Classics!

  4. Very cute and so true!

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