I have a new requirement. I shall now wear a helmet to any participating bachelorette party or crazy night out.
SUPPORTING EVIDENCE TO THIS NEW REQUIREMENT
Bachelorette Party #1...few years ago
Was sitting in a booth, enjoying my beer when all of a sudden a large picture fell off the wall and onto my head. Concussion. (Pic is not from that featured night, but still is the bride)
Bachelorette Party #2...This last Saturday
Was sitting on a roof top bar, enjoying my beer (before the Timmy concert...more on that to come), when all of a sudden a huge gust of wind came and one of the table umbrellas went flying and hit me right above the temple. Concussion. Thank goodness for the pocket umbrella, or else I would have melted from the rain.
Incident #3...Not a Bach Party...but accompanied by the Bachelorette #2.
Riding the mechanical bull...beat the bar women's record and then knocked out unconscious. Concussion. Swollen face. Could not chew food for a week.
1. While in Booze Hound mood....I need to wear a helmet.
2. I still love that bull.